Amusing 8D Going to bed now.

Rules: Go to Google and search the phrase. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name...

Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: "Kimberly needs to eat something and shut her ugly mouth" ;_;

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "Kim looks like she put 50pds of vaseline on her face.."

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: "Kim Says is an advice column on life and love."

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "It looks like Lil Kim wants the lighter and whiter Michael Jackson look."

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: "Kim Does ' Playboy ' - From porn star to glamor model... it's just a step."

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Kim hates mercedes because there not as expensive as a bentley."

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Kim asks in a southern drawl."

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Kim Goes Very Low in First Round of US Girls' Junior Championship "

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "Kim likes it plain and simple."

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "When Kim eats at a fast food restaurant, she should not expect prime rib."

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "Kim wears awesome earrings and talks about our patron saint, Dolly Parton..."

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "...Kim, Was Arrested for Public Intoxication"

----------• × • A L L | A B O U T | M E • × •--------------

- Name: Kim
- Single or taken: Single
- Gender: Hmm..
- Birthday: 3/15
- Sign: Pisces
- Hair color: Brown
- Eye color: Green
- Height: 5 ft 4
- Are you straight/bisexual/gay?: I like men c:

-----------• × • F A S H I O N | S T U F F • × •--------------

- favourite place to shop for clothes?: Anyplace
- Favorite designer?: n/a
- What is your sexiest outfit?: Lol maybe a dress to feel self conscious in
- What is your most comfortable outfit?: Slightly loose pants with a shirt
- What do you usually wear?: Clothes

--------------• × • S P E C I F I C S • × • -------------------

- What kind of shampoo do you use?: GOOD KIND
- What are you listening to right now?: Computer
- Who is the last person that called you?: Tracy
- How many buddies are online right now?: some

-------------• × • F A V O R I T E S • × •-----------------

- Food: Apples, chicken, fish etc
- Girls names: dunno
- Boys names: Gene, Alex, etc
- Subjects in school: Art and gym
- Animals: Birds, dogs
----------------• × • H A V E | Y O U | E V E R • × •-------------

- Given anyone a bath?: no
- Smoked?: Nope
- Bungee jumped?: Nope.
- Made yourself throw up?: God no
- Skinny dipped?: Nope
- Ever been in love?: Maybe?
- Made yourself cry to get out of trouble?: Maybe once or twice
- Pictured your crush naked?: Fictional yes c: but not crushin on anyone atm
- Actually seen your crush naked?: ...in fan-art and dreams
- Cried when someone died?: Yes.
- Lied: Yeah D:
- Fallen for your best friend?: No
- Rejected someone?: Yes
- Used someone?: No
- Done something you regret?: MANY TIMES

------------• × • C U R R E N T • × •--------------

- Clothes: Khaki shorts and a green shirt
- Desktop picture: High res full picture of Kazuya in Tekken 4. [cropped version on webcam]
- CD in player: lol
- DVD in player: none

----------------• × • L A S T | P E R S O N • × •----------------------

- You touched: ~NYJonesy26
- Hugged: I think either Nachiah or Jonsey back in church
- You IMed: Nachiah
- Talk to online: Nachiah
- Sex it up with: D: Nobody

---------------• × • A R E | Y O U • × •---------------------

- Understanding: Sometimes
- Open-minded: Usually
- Arrogant: ): Sometimes
- Insecure?: Yes
- Random?: Sometimes
- Hungry: Nope
- Smart: Uh no D:
- Moody: I can be
- Organized: Yes mostly
- Shy: Yes
- Difficult: I can be
- Bored easily: Depends
- Obsessed: Yes.
- Angry: Slow to it
- Sad: More so than a few years ago
- Happy: Usually
- Hyper: *cleaning mode*
- Trusting: Depends on the person

---------• × • W H O | D O | Y O U | W A N N A • × •--------

- Kill?: Nobody
- Slap?: Myself when I don't say the right thing D:
- Get really wasted with?: I don't plan on ever getting wasted
- Get high with: ..or high.
- Talk to offline: Dunno
- Talk to online: Anyone in a good mood
- Sex it up with: Uhm a man someday

------------------• × • R A N D O M • × •---------------------

- In the morning I: can't think
- Love is: awesome
- I dream about: dirty and bizarre situations
- Sexual preference: Dudes
- What do you notice first in the opposite sex you're into: Height and face

---------------• × • W H I C H | I S | B E T T E R • × ---------------

- Coke or Pepsi: Neither
- Flowers or candy: Both
- Tall or short: Tall

---------------• × • W H O • × • ---------------

- Makes you laugh the most: my groupies and witty people on the internet
- Makes you smile: Something funny, a compliment, happy times
- Gives you a funny feeling when you see him/her: lol possibly awkward

--------------• × • D O | Y O U | E V E R • × •-----------------

- Sit on the internet all night waiting for that someone special to IM you?: long time ago
- Wish you were a member of the opposite sex?: did a few times
- Wish you were younger: sometimes
- Cry because someone said something to you?: When hurtful and cold, Yes

-----------• × • N U M B E R • × •--------------

- Of times I have had my heart broken: 3 times
- Of guys I've kissed: None D:
- Of girls I've kissed: none
- Of CD's I own: A few
- Of scars on my body: A few.

1. What is your character's name?
Christopher Trenton

2. What is your character's name in another language?
lol um, Christ-bearer. Name origin is Greek

3. How old is he/she?
30

4. What is your character's race/species?
Cellian

5. Do they have a crush?
Later on, yeah

6. Do they have many friends?
Not really, has at least 2

7. What planet is your character from?
Neogiah

8. Does your character like to eat?
Yeah

9. What's his/her favorite food?
Fish and apples

10. What's his/her favorite drink?
...water

11. Is your character annoying?
Not really much of a talker, he may annoy you by lack of bathing though

13. Is your character loved?
By more people than he thinks

14. Is your character hated?
Yes indeed

15. Is she/he emo/goth?
No

16. Is she/he straight, bisexual, or gay?
Straight as an arrow.

17. Is she/he a virgin?
Yes no maybe so

18. Name 3 hobbies...
Bird watching, walking around (sometimes with Xou), and biting onto telephone wires at night for the electrical surge

19. Is your character normal?
Not really, he would be pretty average back at his home though

20. Is your character attractive?
In a rugged, square jaw way

21. How does your character handle emotions?
Slow to anger, Keeps it bottled up for the most part, talks to himself and later on may spew some anguish onto Xou or punch Nori in the face.

22. Does your character have other forms?
Nope

23. Does your character overreact?
Sometimes

24. Is your character a criminal?
Misunderstood D:

25. Does your character go to school?
Lol. No

26. What's his/her IQ?
Not high, is naturally informative on emotions and needs

27. Does your character have a disease/curse?
Still working on that..

28. Is your character dead?
No

29. Does your character have a family?
He trashed it a couple years after he appeared back home to his parents Ron and Rachel, 2 new brothers, Terry and Lee, to adjust to. Terry and Lee were distant and never really got along with him, even if Terry put in a decent effort into forming a brotherly bond. Lee was a little scared of Chris.
His mom, Rachel, was pregnant and ready to give birth a week after Chris returned. He got attached to his only sister, Tina, pretty quickly. (please tell me what you guys think about this idea)

30. Has he/she encountered any tragic times in life?
When he was battered in the back of the head and captured around age 9, and didn't get back home until his was around 19, by formal release of the 'windians'. And before he snapped, he'd been having dreams, confusing them with reality.

31. What's the best time in your character's life?
The 1st 9 years of his life, and getting back home, feeling passion for Xou

32. If you could name 1 friend, which would you relate to your character?
Possibly anyone tall dark and Taurus

33. Is your character single?
Not until way later in his life

34. Has he/she developed any relationships?
Very few, with Xou and Tamp

35. Does he/she have an element?
Thunder/Electricity

36. Do you role-play your character?
Sometimes

37. Do you write about your character?
I had ~Kaiera write two segments about him awhile ago and she did a jolly good job with them.

38. Does your character have a bad temper at times?
Horrible and heartless when miffed, may feel bad and not tell anyone later if depending on who it is.

39. Does your character get depressed
Generally depressed and confused

40. What's your characters favorite animal?
Most birds

41. Does your character have any fears?
A general Height fear

42. Does your character have any weaknesses?
Being stubborn

43. Does your character look up to anyone?
He used to look up to his parents

44. Does your character like music?
Birds singing, doesn't have an opinion for the rumbling racket he may hear walking past houses

45. What's your character's favourites type of music?
*Cheepy cheepy chirp chirp Chiiiiiink*

46. Is he/she impatient?
Sometimes

47. What's something funny about your character?
His reactions

48. Name 5 nicknames
None

49. Does your character curse?
When feeling red hot rage

50. This test is over, what does your character have to say?
"...Say...say anything in..in this 'british' accent. Just talk, why does it sound so pompous and amusing.."

1) full name?
Kimberly Mae Jones

2) male/female?
Female

3) were you named after anyone?
Nope

4) Does your name mean anything?
"From The Meadow Of The Royal Fortress"...

5) nickname(s)?
Olsie

6) what do you think you look like?
Average weight, height, big eyebrows

7) date of birth?
March 15th

8) place of birth and current location?
born is local hospital and raised here since I was, like 2

9) nationality?
American

10) astrology sign?
Pisces

11) chinese astrology sign?
Dragon (wood)

12) religion?
Baptist

13) what's your favorite smell?
Lilacs, spring time air

14) political position?
Republican/independant/don't know where I stand because I don't pay attention enough to politics

15) what do you prefer to drink in the morning?
Water, milk

16) hair + eye color?
Brown and Hazel

17) do you look like anyone famous?
Nope

18) what do you look like?
Read above and stuff

19) any unusual talents?
Besides drawing...uh...

20) righty, lefty, or ambidextrous?
Righty

21) gay, straight, bi, or other?
(What could the "other" option be? Like.. "non-sexually oriented"?)
Straight

22) what do you do for a living?
...;_; nothing at the moment, getting my butt in gear

23) what do you do for fun?
Videogames, drawing, walking, cleaning/organizing

24) materials to work with?
Paper, Pencil, Watercolor, Markers, Photoshop, MsPaint, Tegaki

25) what kind of materials would you like to work with?
Don't know...

26) have you met your grandparents?
My mom's parents live next door, so yeah

27) boyfriend/girlfriend?
Nope D:

28) crush?
No one I can think of off the bat. I need to get out more

29) what celebrity would you date if you could?
Jackie Chan! *Hoo Hah huh!*

30) current worries?
Future and how I'll work it out

31) favorite online guy/girl(s)?
I can't pick a favorite D:

34) do you burn or tan?
I think tan, I never got a severe sunburn before

35) ever break a bone?
No, thankfully D:

36) what is your favourite cereal?
Raisin Bran and 'Cinna Harvest' currently take the cake

37) person you cry with?
When not alone, with a group, like my closest friends Kaiera, Nachiah, and/or Anya16, and with my brother Kenny

38) any sisters?
Nope

39) any brothers?
Brother Ken

40) any pets?
8 birds, 6 cats, a cute dog, guinea pig (They're so weird and unappealing) , and a Betta Fish

41) an illness?
None that I know of, maybe a mental thing like social phobia... - need to get a doctor first

42) a pager?
Nah

43) a personal phone line?
Nah

44) a cell phone?
A cheap ass little tracfone - That I never use

45) a visible birthmark?
Nope

46) a pool or hot tub?
Hot tub plz.

47) a car?
None :B

48) personality?
- Sensitive sponge, artsy, optimistic, broody, slow and steady

49) driving?
Nope, not ready yet...or maybe at all D:

50) your clothing style?
Lots of army green and/or darker shades of color one time, plenty of bold bright colors the next, with thick tank tops and button up shirts

51) room?
Clean and aired out, a screen in the window

52) what's missing?
Many things

53) school?
College in the fall

54) bed?
My small lil single bed

55) relationship with your parents?
Good, love em both

56) do you believe in yourself?
I haven't been doing so on the down days

57) do you believe in love at first sight?
maybe 'Holy wow look at that guy' at first sight now

58) consider yourself a good listener?
Most of the time - Sorry if I space out in advance, a bad habit of mine nowadays D:

59) have a future dream that you would like to share?
Nothing new :B

60) get along with your parents?
Yeah.

61) save your e-mail conversations?
Yes indeed

62) pray?
Not as often as I should

63) believe in reincarnation?
Yeah

64) brush your teeth twice a day?
*mumblemutter*once*mumble*

65) like to talk on the phone?
Not really. Easy to phase out into awkward silence. <---(Agreed) Plus, strangers are difficult for me too

66) like to eat?
Why yes, eat to live, not live to eat =>

67) like to exercise?
Yeah, on the bike, just plain walking, and lift weights for my arms

68) like to watch sports?
Nope

69) sing in the car?
Inaudible singing...because it is not my talent, yo.

70) what is a dream that you have all the time?
There are several dreams where I have the 'recurring' feeling, but it changes some content each time

71) dream in color?
Every night. I dreampt in black and white maybe twice

72) do you have nightmares?
Sometimes - as soon as it gets too eerie feeling, I force myself up D:

73) sleep with a stuffed animal?
They sleep on my dead heater

74) what's right next to you?
Another chair

75) what's on your favorite mug?
A Pisces one

76) what's on your mouse pad?
A black one w/ gel

77) your favorite flavor of gum?
Spearmint

78) your brand of deodorant?
Don't care as long as it works

79) your dream honeymoon spot?
uh, a pretty place.

80) your dream husband/wife?
Someone I really really like and has a calm temper

81) what's hiding in your closet?
Clothes?

82) under your bed?
Boxes

83) the name of one of your closest/best friends?
I got a few I talk to the most

84) your bad time of the day?
maybe 10, 11, if I'm drowsy

85) your worst fear(s)?
To fail, be embarrassed, say the wrong thing, driving

86) what's the weather like?
Nice and cool

87) your favorite time of year?
Spring

88) your favorite holiday?
Halloween and x-mas

89) a material weakness?
Notebook and drawing pad, maybe Ipod

90) the weirdest food or drink that you like?
Fat free Milk? No one else seems to like it but my mom and I

91) at the top of your "to do list"?
Job, school

92) the hardest thing about growing up?
Responsibilities

93) a pet peeve?
When I space out, don't remember, plus other things

94) your scariest moment?
Loved one going crazy in the hospital, and when everything went hot, numb and could barely speak when I got furious at a friend. I don't know if that was a panic attack or not, it really sucked D:

95) your attitude about love?
Don't directly look for it, but be aware, it'll find you

96) the funniest or most desperate thing you've done?
Probably speed walking into a pole. Yeah.

97) the worst feeling in the world?
When a friend is mad at you

98) the best feeling in the world?
Hanging out with good friends

99) who sent this to you?
n/a

100) People to send this to?
Whoever wants to do this.

Just getting sadness off the page.
Because of Brawl and playing as Snake, I would like to try the original MGS games one of these days, since I never played them. Good marketing skills there I think.
But first...a job. Real life, people.
Mickey D's interview didn't go so well or as well as I or Tracy fantasized, very intimidating manager. Many social situations are kind of trembling body triggers unless I have a good friend or two there. D:
Gonna try various other things tomorrow and such.